Chapter 2: The Minister

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(1): Oh wait did I tell you about this consumer affair’s minister guy whose name’s Shivam or something…. let him be 4…. the point about him is he loves boxing and loves money….. and loves betting too…. This guy deals money at a large scale. He is presently part of this rice plasticity scam. Let’s just say that the cost of rice per kg now is Rs. 200 and the cost of Making 1kg rice is 150. So what if he could drastically reduce the cost of making kg rice. By reducing the amount of rice content in the rice and by increasing the amount of plastic content in it. Wait, let’s say he get the rice content in rice down to 33% so it would cost him Rs. 50 and say 2 third kg of plastic costs Rs. 10 and then crushing this rice and the plastic together and then remaking this plastic rice would cost him say 30 per kg. So the point is even after all this it would just cost him Rs. 100 per kg. TWICE as much profit. So the point is even if the consumer affair’s MINISTRY takes 1.25% of this profit i.e., Rs. 1.25 per kg, and even if on an average, a customer consumes 1 eighth of a kg rice a day, and assuming amount consumed is equal to half of what is bought, and considering all this 250 crore population, he would get Rs. 0.25*1.25*250 crore that would be WHAT THE Rs.79 crore per day……… Just put it a 60 per day…… Am I kidding? Whatever the case scenario you take this to be… It’s horrifying…. we can’t trust any seller outside…. especially that thing called ‘biriyani’…. especially South India…

Oldie: So you telling us we are eating 600 grams of plastic daily…

(1): No, it’s not just it… It‘s everywhere… like in the eggs… milk… and the vegetables……and that too That’s just an assumption…. you may even consume a lot of other wastes but who cares?!

Oldie: Bu…. but they said it’s all fake and is something created in the social media….. in 2017 tests have been done…… also in thisaahhh…. 2057……….. tests are done and they said ..sommmaahhh…… STARCH content was more and that’s it….

(1): WILL YOU U PLEASE SHU…………<takes a deep breadth>……… Sir, I was just telling you that he does these kinds of businesses and is a very ba…… EVEN IF SO…. YOU CAN’T TRUST EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WHO SAY IT’S A TEST……. OKAY…….

Oldie: I was just saying……………

(1): <deep exhale>…………. Well now the thing is this guy’s got a daughter named Tanu …. And SHe is relationship with a guy named Shashank, who is a police officer working under Praneeth, Deputy Commissioner of Police, especially working on this scam, who is trying to go further in every way possible, So he decided to get him, with the help of this guy, one of the best guys in the department at flirting with girls, Shashank, but the hidden fact here is…… this guy Shashank has got a very big business-man-father, whom this guy hasn’t talked to in FIFTEEN years, but you know still loves him, by the way, his name is Gangadhar, but the POInt is….. Tanu, being fast enough, told about her relationship to her father…. Then this guy Shivam became very happy and excited to get along with Gangadhar…..

Oldie: Then???

(1): Then what!!!! These guys Shivam and Gangu get close… And one day….. casually….. both of them go to watch a bare-knuckle boxing match under a pub…… Guess what?! They slowly start talking about who’s going to win…… the talk turns into a little funny-kind-of argument…… and the argument turns…… into a bet……… Wait… wait did I tell you that this guy Shivam’s got a friend??? and that guy is a wise guy…

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