Chapter 3: The Wise Guy

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(1): Talking about wise guys you know there is this fella whose name I don’t remember … Salas or something let him be 5…… HAAAA where to start?! He stays mostly in Delhi… makes millions… runs casinos…. Pubs clubs and all you know…. Even has political support of course…. Did I tell you about casino guy from Mumbai???

Namie: Pu… Pu… Puneeth?

(1): Exactly… that guy runs it for this fellow… You know… He not much of a friend type but of a kind of “employee” type, you know….. a loyal one….. so whatever comes to him, he first tells it to this fellow… Maybe a bit over trusting or what you call it… but the point is <lowers his voice, like he is telling a secret> there are rumours in the air that the casino guy has a very powerful hitman with him… Who is said to be capable of bending bullets < ‘back to normal voice’ stage>…… and also said that he is capable of taking down the whole mob all by himself… but you know…..<again secretly> I doubt it…..

Oldie: You mean you doubt he can bend bullets or he can take down a whole mob?!

(1): AAHHH…..!!!! Goddamnit … seriously?! you think that’s a question……!!!!

Oldie: Okay… Okay… Aaand….?

(1): There are also rumours that this guy is reason behind the “gangsterism” of 5….. but you know Puneeth isn’t much highlighted in these rumours all they say is this hitman and the guy 5…. But not him…….. I feel sad…… Anyways….. recently he has had an issue with the ‘higher command’ where that guy says “I need a very strong, very talented, very professional, boxer for this Wednesday night’s match… I don’t know… just get one…” of course in Bhojpuri…. But I don’t know Bhojpuri so……. And this fellow told this thing right away to Puneeth… Puneeth just blindly believes his brother’s friend and recommends….. and guess what…….

Oldie: Hmmm….

(1): That boxer guy………………… is a rookie………….. amateurish rookie…… you know…. Something of that kind…..<interrupted>

(2): OH now I get ….< slowly…. like in a lot of pain caused by the after effect of a wound…… holding his right bleeding thigh very tightly with both his hands> Aaaahhhhh…. what all this isss…… <interrupted>

(1): JUST SHUT THE STUPID MOUTH….. I AM TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT…… HUH…. SHUT YOUR FISHING MOUTH….. huh<like a relief>…

Oldie: And?

(1): And…….. this guy 5 always comes to this pub ‘Fridaynighthijack’ which is 50 km out of town every Friday night…… Hmmm……… this guy’s got a friend named Ayush…. This fellow…. By the way… can I get a glass of beer?

Namie: Yea… Yeah….(fumbling voice) sure …… (pouring it in…saying…) and ….. could you…… please….. point it away….!!!!

(1): Huh…. Okay<like a relief, again>….. BTW, you guys got the ‘HIGHER COMMAND’ thing……?

Namie: I did < looking so frightened, with one of his hands in the air>… I th… think you meant about the ga… guy who’s giving 5 political support…..

(1): AAAAAAWWWWW……

Namie: Am I wrong?

(1): No, it is just that I thought all of you would get it… never mind…… Now……. Ayush…. Ayush runs a brothel…. but not for Sajas… AH<like – leave it>…. 5, I mean…. But of course, 5’s got a commission… and that’s a different issue….. but with this guy….. he is a pure mothfishing son of a <Oldie sneezes loudly while this word is being spoken, not intentional>… who videotapes his own client’s pleasures secretly and in turn uses it to blackmail his clients…. But you know…. Does it only with some ‘influential’ people….. Wait wait wait……. Did I talk about this guy who is very big tech gian……<duhhhhhh……..>

Oldie: WAAAAAAAIT………. What about that rookie boxer???

(1): What about him?!

Oldie: I mean what happened next……

(1): What else Kota killed the guy 3……. that is the guy Punee…..<duh duhhh…>

Oldie: WHAT?!!! You mean….. <duh duh duh…… now the author is angry…. this fisher never lets others finish their dialogues, little ‘over’ for acting, could have hired someone better>

(1): Please (calm tone)… please…. We haven’t got enough time I need to do this fast…… so, no more disturbances….
And… where was I???

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