Chapter 4: The Fool

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(1): Yeah this tech giant guy …who is way too innocent and foolish…… he is….. you know…… a very typical South-Indian kind of guy…

Oldie: Name?

(1): Some Baroda or something….!!!!!

Oldie: Is it Varada …. Varada R Srinivasan……

(1): Yeah… yeah……… think so……

Oldie: Cause my younger son works for him.

(1): Oh……. This guy of course has a very typical South-Indian wife with the name Sneha I believe….. but point is this gal’s got two brothers…. younger one’s Maneesh…. And the elder one is………… Baswanth

Oldie: Oh that guy I know……

(1): Yeah the factionist guy…. said to have killed more than 100 people…… his brother’s more dangerous… it’s like….. the elder only says… but the younger COMPLETES it even before he completes SAYING it……………. like one day their sister, after coming back from the first day of her college, wept in front of her elder brother that she had been teased in her college then her brother calls the younger brother to rip that teaser’s head off but…….. but… his younger brother has already done it even before he had been told to……..

Oldie: Oh wait…… if she is someone sister of that power….. why wouldn’t she take security along……?

(1): Hmmm…….. I don’t know…… but that’s what they say……… anyway this girl one day tells Varada that she would be leaving to her mother’s home in Madrasinagaram……. This guy who lives in Mumbai… who hadn’t had any pleasures in his life……. Wanted to have some…………. and contacted this fellow mothfisher Ayush… whom I of course got some unfinished business with, in the past….… Huh After the sad events that would probably unfold….. you know..… he came down to a bar and started drinking something…. Did I tell you this guy is a die-hard boxing fan…… he always visits the ‘richguyknockout’ in that underground bar, where lots of deals go on…. like drugs bets…. Small time gangs… meeting, etc…… and that minister guy already had an eye on him for a few days…… so……… he saw him here when he was along with his brother-in-law…… so what he thought was to put this guy to a bet…. Minister guy and his brother come in with a heavy security and sit at the tables and he starts talking to him for a while and tells him that he will be back within a minute…… Now he goes to this guy Bura…………… Vara……<interrupted himself>…….. I GET IT <pointing at oldie, lifting up a stool beside him and striking it hard on the ground, crushing it to pieces>….. Okay <and oldie gives an I-don’t-know-like-a-stan-lee kind of expression with his hands and that face, you know> …….<turning around and putting his hands on the back of his head…. and with a sigh>… huh…..
4, who has already seen Varada sitting at that particular table while he was at the door… greeting everyone comes near Varada like immediately and to not waste any more time when he sees him gets up to greet and Varada says “HaaLLOO… fer… it haf been a long time eh..?” while this fellow gives his hand on to him and says… “Sure sir… it is…. How are your days…..!!” – “Not fo good fer… Grab the jair…” Both sit down and 4 says “ va… y …y sir… what happened……” – “No fer It ef juf some iffu I got with thif guy… juf… juf leave it….” … you know which might also be some part of 4’s plan but I don’t know ….. what I think is this guy 5 told the Ayush guy to blackmail him only in this bar… so that after a while he can come down and have this… or something like that…………… I don’t know whether it was planned after the incident or the incident itself is a plan. I think… planned later because Ayush might have told 5 that this is happening and this guy 5 tells everything to the minister…… and then this minister might have seen a very good opportunity in it and might have asked 5 to ask Ayush to blackmail Varada only at this bar……………..

Oldie: OOOoooooHhhh……………….. Wait… but u just said that this guy came to the bar and then planned….!!!!!

(1):  I JUST THOUGHT IT OFF NOW….. YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM???

Oldie: Just saying<with that expression>……

(1): <with a short and angry-ish exhale>……….. I don’t know that for sure too caus…<interrupted>

Oldie: <looking down to his shirt> Cause – you just thought it off…….!!!!!

(1): AARRRRRR……………. <rotates his heads… like while meditating>……….. Then Varada says “How ef YOUR time….” With a smile…… and 4 says “Nah Nah alright….” Wait, Wait. did I tell you that this minister doesn’t speak English??? at least not proper English…. Only Bhojpuri….. so he speaks to him the English HE knows….. so now minister orders… “Nah Nah alright…. Hey boy get us two plazitonas…..” – “No fer… pleaf…. I ain’t drinking these diaf….. I juf jame here for fum relagjation…… Diaz ain’t good theaf diaz…..” – “yeah… yeah… by the way any recent….” In low voice…. “bets…” then claps his hands once…. Turns to his PA once…. starts laughing “HAHAHAHA” even Varada starts giving a small-fake-laugh-kind-of-smile  – “No fer… No I have been in a little fittu-ation andaahhh…. jan’t do that right now…..” – “Financial bro??? If it is then this is the right place your in…… Bets are actually there only for that reason bro…….. to cover up….. financially…. Mentally….. what these people do is different however…..” – “HMmm…” – “WHY not put it now….. just for some change andaaahhh………. EXICtement… huh?!” then turning to the counter and says….. “Hey boy get a deal…..” for which simultaneously he reacts  – “Fer fer NO fer no”. Office boy gets a deal paper “Fer No… pleaf… I jan’t… at least not right now….” – “no-no we are doing it … that too right now… it’ll cheer you up don’t worry…..”- simultaneously he says “Fer no fer… haaaaaa” – “Ok 1:2…. what say…” – “THAT WHAT….. ? No anywiaf…. ” – “This thin and short guy here survives the first round…..deal ?” – this guy who already foolish and high on plazitona goes in and says “1:5, and deal……..” – 4 acts like his pho………<interrupted>

Oldie: I still have a doubt…………..

(1): No wonder… you have got one……….. what IS it sir… hmmm?

Oldie: No, I was just wondering why would this guy Varada end up in that bar the first place…….. Does he come there occasionally or regularly……. or was it a coincidence? OOohhh I think not……. If he does it regularly why would he hesitate to have a drink…… nor to place a bet…….. So let us say he is brought here by some external means…. but how? I mean if he was called here by Ayush, why would someone like him believe a guy like Ayush…. Let us say Ayush did send a bit sample of his work on phone…. couldn’t he just say the whole matter on the phone itself….. why the whole bar issue???

(1): Hmmmmmmmmmmmm……. that’s a good one….. I would say……. Ayush actually thought of blackmailing him on phone…. But after this minister coming to know of this…. he asked him… through 5…..…. To come down to boxing match here to blackmail……

Oldie: And this guy being in trouble already didn’t think of why he would be called there… but he just sat there in distress???

(1): Yeah that’s right now I remember that exactly………..

Oldie: Hmmm… this is at least believable……

(1): Not just believable….. it is the fact…. There are no plot-holes in my story okay, hmmm now… then to that… 4 acts like he has received a call and tells varada that he will be back soon and leaves…… then meanwhile .wait did I tell you about Varada’s boxingness…… let me just tell you what he thought after seeing these guys enter the ring there was this guy Chaumi, the Chaumal on one side who was small, thin looked like a professional…… and the opponent……. BeHl the boxer…… now the Varada starts “I am not fum kind of Guy Rijy to know what the bokjerf are thinking nor to know e-eaj of their weakneffef. But lemme fart with Jaumi bejaf he ef one profefnal one and I have even heard of the other one’f name fo….”

Oldie: Oh, now you are a telepath who can read others mind…. even if he is from the past… or from a place from an imaginary wor……..<interrupted>

(1): I have BEEN to the FISHING… MATCH… okay….. I know the events that would unfold…… and that Varada has made the right decision so I am telling you he might have thought all this before-hand and made that decision……

Oldie: Ohhh!!!<interrupted>

(1): You know I am starting to think that you are thinking that I am making this up as a I am telling you…..<interrupted>

Oldie: I am just saying, so…..………

(1): <simultaneously with the above dialogue>… WHY WOULD I MAKE THIS UP… JUST FOR THE SAKE OF TELLING YOU STUPID PEOPLE this story huh!!!… huffff<short and heavy exhale through mouth> Next ‘What Chaumi thinks’…… that’s where I stopped right…… Varada thinks…… like what Chaumi thinks, maybe….. “Thif guy ef big…. lugf profeffnal….. hard to find hif weakneffef… lef take the jommon weakpoinf like….. the nekj, all the other joinf and then………. the groin…..” The bell rings….. then… “I go jlofer. Man with big aamf and big gunf wouldn’t hefetate to hit. fo he would jum taje the faft fot may be with hif left hand to the faje. Guif with fmaller aamf and bigger brainf wouldn’t go out to taje the faft fhot’f jounter, fo he would juf dodge it. Then the attaj would be followed by my attaj on no.1 on my target lif, that ef, nekj. Af foon af I taje the two fepf-baj-move, I’ll immediately go forward and try for hif head. But unfortunately, he jounterf it. Oh how juldn’t I know….”…..<interrupted>

Oldie: HEY…. hammm, what’s up with all this fffff and ijjjjj stuff???

(1): Oh that…… Varada has got a problem with the s ound and c sound, he does it like f and j sounds so…

Oldie: OkKayy… buttahh… jus… just put it the normal way… we get it…

(1): Ok… then…. now “Then his rage mode gets turned on and then jumps with his full strength. So I will then put my hands together and make it like a wall against my face”… I am sure Varada might have thought it, with all the boxing terms but I don’t know none…… so, yeah “Wall against my face and his first shot can easily be deflected to my left and then his second heavy shot will be to my abdomen….. where I can bend down a bit with my hands a bit down too……… but his next shot will be at the same spot again…. where this time I would take that because this time it is from more lower depth… and straight into my abdomen” …… “Now the only way I am getting him down is…” I here is Chaumi… you get it right….. anyways yeah “getting him down……… is to counter his counter… so, I need to make a foolish attack so that he counters it extra foolishly……… What if this guy is a pro??? just fish it… I am doing this…… I will go and hit him exactly in the stomach part with my right hand… leaning towards my left a little…. The guy who is already guarding his neck part and his abdomen would start to hit my chin with his right hand even before I landed my hit…. I am already a bit to my left so would lean to my further left and start raising my right hand in the air even before he starts his counter… and also I could get my left hand up in the air to hold his lifted right hand tight in the air….. and then land my right hand on his right shoulder as hard as possible… of course, with the… the… edges of the… folded hand”….. what do they call??? just leave it……. then “That impact would exactly be at the right place.… then I will kick his right knee with my left leg immediately…. allowing me rip his right hand off……….. with my two hands, holding his hand….. and the left leg, ready under his armpit…… breaking that joint….. In that pain he first cries….. ‘AAAHHHHH’….. And then I will hold the lower part of his chin and the upper-back part of his head and rotate the complete upper head-neck part in 360 degree dropping him dead on ground…..”
That’s when I know for sure that the big guy’s name is Behl because a guy beside me named Vibhav says that “Arey Bhai, Behl ka Khel hai Bhaaiiii !!!!!HAHAHAA”………. Of course, I don’t know Hindi but I can understand this much……..
Now the point is………. this is what happened later….. What just Varada has foreseen is this small guy winni………. at least surviving the first round……….. So, he sends message to the minister that, 1 to 5 that the small guy Chaumi survives the first round…… and I put a 100 in it and DEAL……. Meanwhile the minister needs to find a backup when it is an is-to-five bet, right? He went straight to his brother Gangadhar, who is already enjoying his environment…… and talks to him slowly…… and then slowly starts to tell him about his previous bets……… and other bets around…… and…………. that kind of talk you know…… to slowly make this fellow fall for his trap ……. And finally gets it…….. exactly like he got it for Varada……. a 1 to 5 one, but this time that…… the big guy beats the small guy in the first round…… and this fellow having only little experience in boxing and betting……. and being high on plazitona……and believing his dearest brother-in-law…… and believing the big guy’s structure and confidence…… and getting fished…… then that the big guy Behl is done right in the first round this old man Gangu here has a cardiac arrest and is immediately shipped out to the hospital…… And Shivam here turns soooo sad…… and angry and walks away with this guys on a stretcher….<interrupted>

Oldie: Wait…. did you say that the deal was a ‘Scopion’ deal… aaaaawwwwwww <an expression like an amusement>…… which the government banned in 2046….. a one which is dead only when one of the……<interrupted>

(1): HAHAHAHAHAHA <loud laughter looking up in the air> YOU SURE DESERVE AN AWARD SIR…<slow voice like in anger and pain>…. know ur name ? ……MAY I KNOW YOU FISHING NAME…..?

Oldie: Onscreen or… rrrr…. Offscreen…….? Stan….<interrupted>

(1): Why off screen name??? WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR OFFSCREEN NAME…. <interrupted>

Sarat: Oh! I am Sarat Vibhushan…… and you sir?<to the bartender>

Sriram: I aahhh….. I… amm ahh……. Sss…. Sriram…

(1): Yes Mr.Sriram, would you please tell this old-man here…. TO NOT DISTURB ME ONCE AGAIN WHILE I AM TALKING SOMETHING VERY SERIOUS……..<simultaneously>

Sarat: Just saying………..!!!!!!

(1): Huuuuuuhhhhhuuhuhhhh <long blow through mouth> and the minis……..AND JUST GUY STILL THINKS THAT a bareknuckle boxing match under a bar… that has an outer cover of a repair store is FISHING LEGAL …………………. the only point why I am still keeping u alive is the author told me that my characters is filled moral values and I can’t kill you? .….. ? Mr. Author… you have any sense why someone like my would kill an old man like him yet………

Oldie: Just saying <expression>….!!!!

(1): Huff!!! Varada is soooo delighted……. The minister haven’t even had a word with Varada before he left but….. he just gave an expression towards 5 like it’s the end and left………… Varada…… on the other hand…… kisses the deal, looks up in the air, thanks god and leaves to the counter, for his money………………….. this guy Shreyas here walks out of the place slowly ….as soon as he realised that his boxer lost…… this fellow 5 angrily goes to one of his fellows and tells something……….. I think he asked him….. to get Puneeth wacked……… and Shreyas slipped out, you look like you wanna say something……… <to Sriram….>

Sriram: But you….u … said ..Kota…ki..ki..killed 4 …..?

(1): Oh did I say Kota…………. Hmmm……….. sorry I meant ah, Kotha…………. Sajas Kotha – the guy 5 ……. I didn’t think I would remember his name, but I miraculously did…………<interrupted>

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